January 2011
57 posts
oh writ 340
“Which piece of her didn’t make it?” - D Blaine in reference to an old lady going to heaven at a funeral and the guests have to drink the wine eat the whatever it is so she can completely go… bad explanation sorry, in the church of Perez, we don’t do this
“These white girls die a lot”- D Blaine in reference to death in movies like A Walk to Remember
Adele is beast... nothing new →
Taylor Momsen... enough said →
i’ve noticed that she never fully opens her eyes… she must run into a lot of things
Mildly Entertaining →
Found this while reading my bible today (perez duh)… it was odd peaked my interest… still don’t really know what to make of it, but here it is anyway
THIS IS AWESOME! →
Ina Garten, Alec Baldwin, Mariska Harigtay, cooking, dinner party: ENOUGH SAID
THIS IS MAGIC!
the script acoustic = beast →
I really really really like their new album… no really i play it everyday. Especially Science and Faith. I know they are kinda cheesy, but their lyrics are just so catchy….
….you won’t find faith or hope down a telescope…
like really so good
“i like girls who say they have their own mind…. and I like smiles, lots of...”
– hilarious freshman guy on menlo looking for a non-existent party
i love how pink is like hardcore heartfelt →
oh writ 340
and now another installment on oh writ 340:
gems of the day:
“Am I a leopardess prowling? Rawr!”
“Sometimes when I’m driving, I think of apes in clothing driving on the highway. ‘I gotta go, I’m an ape with a place to be!”
“I heard Selena Gomez took off her purity ring. She’s with the Biebs! Biebster! She’s got a little boyfriend how...
“ I mean he has to be smart… he uses big words!”
– discussion at the bean
WatchOk, so i will post the Golden Globes stuff after this, but i just got too excited with this video. I need this!!! like no really i want it.. if only if only.
xoxo wannabe skittles ju
new Pink preview video →
just for the record, I’ve loved pink since i got her m!ssundaztood album for my 12th birthday … but this video looks awesome
WatchSo…. the fact that every celebrity ever is getting preggers right now is really weird. The fact i wake up each morning to find out someone else is prego (literally every day for the past week) is freaky… but more so funny.
This news story, however, is not funny. I’m thinking all of these girls watched the lovely Lifetime movie on the pregnancy pact that happened a couple of...
oh writ 340
A couple of gems from today:
“What would Mary (virgin mary) do? She’d use a turkey baster!”
“Has everyone heard of doggie style?”
icki nicki →
EWWWWWW….. Another thing I don’t get…. Nicki Minaj. Everything about her annoys me- her music- her clothes (what was that space suit thing at the MTV Music awards a while back) - her ASS I’m sorry that is not pretty, its like two of Kim Khardashian’s butts - overall ewwww.She’s like a fugly Lady Gaga… except with no talent..
Then there are these...
